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Friday, November 6, 2009

Random Thought #4

Today I sneezed and farted at the same time. 


It was the next best thing to an orgasm, but at the same time it reminded me that I am getting old and that control over my bodily functions will slowly decrease until I am shitting myself whenever I yawn...

7 comments:

Melissa said...

Surely there's something between that and an orgasm?

Kim said...

I'd say that's talent ;-)

Jay said...

It kind of sounds like you've already lost a little control over bodily functions.

Aunt Jackie said...

OMG I nearly did that just reading this. Hahahaha!!! Men seem to enjoy this type of thing though and it is not as frowned upon as if a woman does it.

Scarlett said...

Lmao...it's ok, we'll still like you if you shit yourself when you yawn...

doctor chip said...

welcome to Middle Age, Dog!

Happy Thanksgiving!

B-)

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Scarlett said...

What? No more random thoughts?