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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Random Thought #5

I've said it before, but it bears repeating:


  • Cup the balls
  • Don't worry about having on clean underwear "in case you get in an accident". If the wreck is so bad that someone is checking out the contents of your underwear then chances are you've also shit them. Be more concerned with wearing cologne
  • Chicks with big boobs want you to stare at them. Why else would they have them?
  • Crotchless panties, a pizza with two toppings and extra cheese, or a remote control nitro truck are all things that will make a guy call you back in less than three days
  • Beer is cool, liquor is cool, wine will do if you are out of cough syrup...
Cheers!

3 comments:

Jay said...

"Chicks with big boobs want you to stare at them. Why else would they have them?"

This is very true. Same goes for chicks wearing tight low rider jeans who have a great ass. If they didn't want you to look they wouldn't have such a great ass.

Kim said...

I love this!

I am writing down how to get a guy to call you back in less than three days!

Melissa said...

The first is ingrained, and after reading the rest I'll never worry about clean underwear again. Wait. Who am I kidding?

I've made a note about the crotchless panties and pizza ...