I've said it before, but it bears repeating:
- Cup the balls
- Don't worry about having on clean underwear "in case you get in an accident". If the wreck is so bad that someone is checking out the contents of your underwear then chances are you've also shit them. Be more concerned with wearing cologne
- Chicks with big boobs want you to stare at them. Why else would they have them?
- Crotchless panties, a pizza with two toppings and extra cheese, or a remote control nitro truck are all things that will make a guy call you back in less than three days
- Beer is cool, liquor is cool, wine will do if you are out of cough syrup...